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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."
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"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."
"If you plug in a USB cord correctly on the first try, you shouldn't have to pay taxes for a year."
"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"
"I found a penny today and it reminded me of my ex...worthless and in everybody's pants."
"A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"I just punched what I thought was a paparazzi with a long lens. It was an old man with a wheat bread sub. Sorry."
"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."
"I have a black belt in leather"
"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."