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Joke of the Day
"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"
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"There are five states of matter. 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma 5. Black Lives"
"Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p"
"Very little scares me. So does very big."
"What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran"
"What do you call a smart mexican? Sherlock, Holmes."
"Black magic.... It doesn't work."
"Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows"
"Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet? RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh"
"Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab."