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Joke of the Day
"Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl? 420"
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"Just downloaded the MySpace app and my iPad transformed into a Commodore 64."
"Told my grandma that some chimps and monkeys are learning to hunt with Spears. She responded with ""what? Are they gonna join isis too?"""
"How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter? Tell her a joke at Christmas"
"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"
"This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something... I forgot that I was fat and could only run for 2 mins."
"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""
"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."
"Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They're repulsive!"
"What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog."