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Joke of the Day

"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."

"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He has loco motives."

"Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs? She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"Where am I? I don't know where I am, but there's a huge nuke in front of me, obviously supposed to be secret. I'm terrified. I ran."

"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."

"this is ur daily reminder that u are free to do anythimg u want & u hav chosen to be trapped"

"This sub is the greenest on all of reddit It runs a 100% on recycled jokes."

"I had a friend... ... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it."