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Joke of the Day
"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"
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"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."
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"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you, son. We live in a patriarchal society where they're not considered as important or valid."
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"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
"Do you like tapes and CDs? Cuz I'm gonna tape my dick to your forehead, so you can see deez nuts."
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