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Joke of the Day
"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"
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"If a mugger ever asks me to draw an uppercase cursive Q or he'll shoot, tell my family I died a hero... #hero #cootertales"
"""You only want my daughter for one thing!"" yelled my girlfriend's mother. ""That's your fault for not teaching her to cook,"" I said."
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"Say what you want about deaf people."
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