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Joke of the Day

"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."

"I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock."

"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"

"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""

"Does anyone smell that up dog?"

"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."

"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."

"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."

"Why don't vampires go south of the border? Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood, they get the vshits for a month."

"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."