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Joke of the Day
"It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop."
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"What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker."
"I was so ugly when I was born, The doctor smacked my mother!"
"To the fat people who get offended when someone makes a fat joke, I have two words for you: Lighten up."
"I saw a man with a board saying 'Repent for you're sin's, the end of the world is nigh'. I thought 'That's a bad sign'."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks, ""Where's the bartender?"""
"Never marry a cross-eyed woman They're always seeing someone on the side."
"What do you call a green polo shirt? Collared greens"
"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."
"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."