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Joke of the Day
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
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"A woman says to her cat ""Go and make me a sandwich"" The cat says ""Me? how?"""
"There's only two things I hate... Size queens and small dicks."
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"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""
"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"
"What is steam? Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape"
"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."