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Joke of the Day
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
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"What's the most confusing compliment to give a woman in her 40's? If you had a daughter, I'd fuck her."
"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Man it's hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams"" Holy fuck a talking muffin!"""
"Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss."
"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."
"A rabbi, a priest, and a Lutheran minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it."