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Joke of the Day
"I was sailing a yacht with my stomach, abseiling"
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"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, ""But Chuck Norris isn't black"", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"My lesbian friends just got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I told them ""I wanna watch."""
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"What's a martini's favorite garnish? Olive 'em!"
"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"
"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"
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