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Joke of the Day

"After some thinking i decided not to go through with the brain transplant But then, i changed my mind"

"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."

"[emergency room] ""We need to put pressure on the wound!"" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"""

"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""

"An American tourist in Germany... While in Germany, an American tourist saw a man peeing in a fountain. ""GROSS!"" She said. ""Danke!"" He said."

"How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"

"Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together."

"""You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"" ""That we should dance our way out of this street fight?"" ""Wait what?"" ""No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."""

"If I've given you a card at your birthday party, know I bought it a half-hour ago and signed it on the dashboard of my car 5 minutes ago."

"A Woman Comes To The Physician - Herr doctor! My husband is very sick! - OK. Get undressed and show me what does he complain of..."