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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"

"I like to cover my tracks by ending all my Google searches with the word ""hypothetically"""

"Never trust anybody who has graph paper. They're always plotting something."

"Intellectual Property Carpe TM."

"Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians... Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs? Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting."

"Fish are just mobile sushi storage units."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy is 13 to come on his face."

"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""

"Did you guys know that water can talk? Water you talking about?"

"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""