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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, ""But Chuck Norris isn't black"", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist."

"Why did the bunch of grapes exile one of the grapes? It was a persona non grappa."

"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."

"Japanese gardener gets tired of being bossed around by homeowner You think he say ""Leaf me alone"", but he say ""Fuck you, homeowner, fuck you..."""

"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"

"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""

"ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77ha"

"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."

"Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget"

"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."