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Joke of the Day

"Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because nobody is hiring in your field."

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'"

"What did the terrorist's ghost say? BOOM!"

"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."

"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"

"Why did the cat befriend the dog? Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!"

"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."

"Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fisheyes"