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Joke of the Day
"Is it too early to make jokes about 9/11? Yes, you should wait 5 more days!"
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"I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college."
"Got 3 boxes of tampons, Midol & Ibuprofen at the store. Checker was so scared he paid for my shit & carried it out for me."
"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"What happens when two bald men put their heads together? They make an ass of themselves"
"My sex life"
"What do you call a blind deer? No eyed deer. What do you call a dead, blind deer? Still no eyed deer."
"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."
"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."
"Q: What's green, and sings? A: Elvis Parsley"