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Joke of the Day

"The phrase ""Tricky Dick"" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey. Be specific in your usage."

"What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds? There's 20 of them"

"Why are Indians the best pizza makers? Because they always do the kneedful."

"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."

"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."

"What did the dick say to the balls? You two wait outside."

"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist."

"I read a couple of interesting articles... ""A"" and ""The"""

"[Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted"