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Joke of the Day
"I just lost 150 pounds of useless, life draining fat I got a divorce."
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"My paper boy is Jamaican... My paper is always late, and it's always rolled nice and tight"
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"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"
"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."
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"When you watch tv with the closed captioning on... You've got to take their word for it."
"I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep. Edit: WOW my top post is now a bestiality joke. Thanks guys :)"
"There's two things I hate in this world Racism, and the French"
"The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light particles here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."