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Joke of the Day
"Jokes on Reddit are like children You delete the ones that don't succeed."
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"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity."
"You know you're the family addict when it's time to light birthday candles & everyone looks at you knowing you have a lighter in your pocket"
"Your wife and your lawyer are both drowning. You've got a choice to make. Do you go to lunch or a movie ?"
"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."
"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three Uno Dos ...POOF He disappeared without a tres"
"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"
"The only people who truly know your story, are the ones that helped you write it."