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Joke of the Day
"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."
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"How did Portland, Oregon protest Trump's wall? They blocked streets with a human wall"
"Knock knock Who's there? Owls . . . Owls who? Yes they do"
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"""If you want something badly enough you'll never give up."" -psychopaths"
"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."
"Superman is using his supervision... And sees Wonder Woman lying naked in her bed! He breaks through her window and picks her up. ""Surprised?"" He asks. ""Not as surprised as invisible man!"""
"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."
"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."
"What did the cat say after reading """"To Kill a Mockingbird""? I want a refund: there's not one darn thing about how to kill a bird *anywhere* in this book."