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Joke of the Day
"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."
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"What does a fastidious female call a condom? Goo-be-gone"
"Ever have sex with a schizophrenic? It's fucking crazy."
"As of now, I only know of three Jewish holidays: Hanukkah The Bar Mitzvah The Oscars"
"Yea, in life Jesus was a great man... ...but it was only when he was nailed to the cross that he became holy."
"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"
"Five year old Little Johnny was lost so he went up to a policeman and said ""I've lost my dad!"" The policeman said ""What's he like?"" Little Johnny replied ""Beer and women!"""
"What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!"