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Joke of the Day
"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."
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"What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies? They act too paowerful"
"Why are seals such homebodies? Because clubbing isn't any fun."
"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"
"Isn't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life."
"How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"I figured out a way to chop onions without crying... The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion."
"What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives? A 'murical."
"I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat."
"I react to the phrase ""open bar"" the way my dog reacts to everything"