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Joke of the Day
"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."
Next Joke
"Business Idea: 1. Buy a taco truck. 2. Park it in front of my house. 3. Sell tacos to myself."
"""she's too good for him"" ""he doesn't deserve her"" ""she should be with me"" ""I need a good girl like that"" --me looking at other people's dogs"
"What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !"
"""I think I have split personalities"", ......Said Steve, being frank."
"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"
"Trust me, it might sound like a clever idea, but if you're being frisked by a hot TSA agent, do NOT tell her, ""my balls are the bomb."""
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."
"I finally found out why guys get married because wives are cheaper than spending all you're money on whores."
"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job fucking sucks"