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Joke of the Day

"Trust me, it might sound like a clever idea, but if you're being frisked by a hot TSA agent, do NOT tell her, ""my balls are the bomb."""

"The Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip"

"Whoever replaced my kitchen window with broken glass and hid my laptop and tv. Haha very funny. Now tell me where they are. I'm serious."

"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"

"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."

"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"

"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash."