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Joke of the Day
"In London Homosexuals pay gigolos in pounds and get the change in pennies."
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"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."
"(Starbucks drive thru) Me: I'd like to pay-it-forward for the car behind me. Barista: That will be $30 Me: How much for the car behind him?"
"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."
"My lizards won't mate... Must be a reptile dysfunction."
"Iron Man Joke Iron man is a super hero. Iron, woman. is a command."
"Me: I'm done peeing!! Khakis: No you're not."
"If I offer you some of my gummy worms, I am just trying to be polite. Don't you fucking dare take any."
"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"
"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("