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Joke of the Day

"I finally found out why guys get married because wives are cheaper than spending all you're money on whores."

"How often do you hear element jokes on Reddit? Periodically!"

"Hop on Pop is a fun children's book, Hop on Cop is illegal."

"I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead."

"Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too."

"All the gingers I know have pretty good morals... I guess you can't really sell your soul to the devil when you don't have one to begin with."

"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."

"Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service."

"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"

"What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game? Court is adjourned"