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Joke of the Day

"I finally found out why guys get married because wives are cheaper than spending all you're money on whores."

"Why do chemists go to the gym so much? Before they titrate, they need to get buffer!"

"Prostitutes hate trick-or-treaters."

"What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham"

"""I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices."" -me, dieting"

"Do you know 25% of woman are seeking help for mental issues? That means 75% are not getting the help they need"

"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"How do you know you're golfing with a politician? When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard."