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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."
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"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."
"Virgin mobile employee asked when imma pay the bill and I said ""I'll pay when Lebron's hairline stops receding."" I got sent to collections."
"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... ...they pass a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""wanna go in there and get shitfaced?"""
"yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck."
"Jehovah's witnesses are at my door. *Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, ""Are you the keymaster?""*"
"Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend."
"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"I don't believe in reincarnation but damn my dog looks like he's trying to crank over a motorcycle while he's sleeping."