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Joke of the Day
"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"
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"50 notifications later and I regret commenting on your status."
"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."
"Q: What does a wicked chicken lay? A: Deviled eggs."
"Why was the homeless man's body cremated? Because he urned it"
"*leaves one cupcake in work kitchen* *watches live version of Hunger Games*"
"What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"Remember ladies. It goes from Twitter to Kik to Voxer to cell phone number to address to being dismembered in a motel bathtub."
"What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose? A small medium at large."
"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."