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Joke of the Day

"What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources? A Cache-Advance"

"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."

"On the Mexican side of the US-Mexico border, there are guards. On the US side, there are trampolines."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!"

"Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I'm left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?"

"Procrastination is like masturbation... It feels good at first, but in the end, you realize that you just fucked yourself."

"I saw some beautiful women. Sometimes it makes me sad though and I almost don't want to start the chainsaw."

"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force."

"Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"