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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
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"How is Batman different from a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin."
"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field"
"Doctor: ""Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."" *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*"
"How many drums does it take to make a good ska band? Nobody knows."
"*Watching YouTube videos* Boss: What are you watching? Me: .... Boss: ... Me: Church? Boss: That's a dog on a unicycle. Me: Praise The Lord!"
"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? to get to the same side."