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Joke of the Day

"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force."

"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."

"A motorist was pulled over by a traffic cop. ""Excuse me, sir,"" said the cop. ""Do you realize your wife fell out of the car two miles back?"" ""Thank God,"" he said. ""I thought I'd gone deaf!"""

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."

"""I feel like a failure, doc. I've got 5 boys and they ALL work as hotel valets"" ""Wow this is the worst case of parking sons I've ever seen!"""

"My son came home from school in tears. ""My girlfriend slept with my best friend,"" he said. I said, ""That's very flattering, I never knew I was your best friend."""

"I was looking at the baseball, trying to figure out why it was getting larger. Then it hit me."

"Pal: ""on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals"" Me: ""how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"""

"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"