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Joke of the Day

"Job interview What's your weakness?' Honesty.' I don't think honesty is a weakness.' I don't give a fuck what you think.'"

"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."

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"If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, ""Please. Not during Toyotathon."""

"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."

"Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity."

"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."

"I watched what many consider the worst Star Trek episode ever, but I didn't think it was too bad. I guess I just have a lower Threshold for quality."

"I wonder what those old comedians who made livings cracking wise about airline food are doing now that there's no such thing."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? A bomb vest does something when triggered."