181941
Joke of the Day
"Why did the chickens cross the road? I had to get back to my car from KFC"
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"""Boy, when I was your age I used to walk fifteen miles to school."" ""Oh, is that why you didn't graduate"""
"What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A baby stapled to ten trees."
"FOX is adapting a mash-up of Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire and Are you smarter than a 5th grader for Bangladesh. They're calling it, Who Wants to Marry a 5th Grader"
"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."
"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."
"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."
"we have ways of making you talk mr bond [introduces dave] this is dave, he's a vegan ""OK ENOUGH"""
"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"
"You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets."