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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"

"The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy ! Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !"

"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."

"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."

"So I went to an Ethiopian restaurant last week... and I am still waiting for the food."

"For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with ""Youth in Asia""???"

"The bartender said we don't serve time travellers... Two time travellers walk into a bar"

"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""

"Whenever I'm feeling like shit,... I simply go on YouTube, search for Skrillex videos and read the comments. Instantly, I feel a lot better."

"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."