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Joke of the Day

"When I was little, I remember falling asleep on the sofa and waking up in bed. Now that I'm older, I find myself passing out on the sofa and waking up on the floor."

"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door."

"If you wear a radioactive belt... ...you end up with nuclear waist."

"A man was found dead eight years after committing suicide Sort of proves his point, doesn't it?"

"Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"Offensive Joke (Orlando) The only straight thing in Orlando are the bullets"

"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"

"here is a joke said no german ever"

"I'm not the jealous type. And no I don't know why every time you talk to someone the police find their body dumped in a river the next day."