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Joke of the Day
"Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July... Democrats believe every day is April 15."
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"*pets a duck* helo litle friemd u used to b a dinosuar"
"What has hands but can't clap? Stephen Hawking"
"Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday? Because he had a wee cough"
"Thanks to Twitter, I can't go anywhere without my mobile. Quick question. Do I take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband?"
"What do you call it when a therapist falls down for no reason? A Freudian slip."
"What do you call a car if you don't know its gender? Mitsuheshe."
"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."
"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."
"POLICE! OPEN UP, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. WELL, WE DON'T KNOW BUT WE'RE KINDA HOPING YOU ARE COS IT WAS A LONG DRIVE & JIM NEEDS TO PEE."