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Joke of the Day

"READ THESE LETTERS IN ENGLISH FOR FUNNY PHRASE IN SPANISH 2 T N S L P P B N T S O"

"My husband purchased his 4th book about a wife whose husband murders her for having an affair. I wonder if I should warn my boyfriend."

"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!"

"How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J's."

"I thought you were Russian... ...but it turns out you were just Stalin and Putin me off."

"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."

"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."

"Yea? Well who died & made you Batman? Oh crap..that's right. Bruce, I'm so sorry. Come on, dude, don't cry. Seriously, where you going?"