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Joke of the Day

"I thought you were Russian... ...but it turns out you were just Stalin and Putin me off."

"What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause."

"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"

"My friend just told me I don't know how to make jokes. That's shit because I once sent ten of my puns to an online contest. No, they didn't make it to the finals... No pun in ten did."

"A report indicates Viagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So guys, you can have sex, but you can't hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, Viagra sales have skyrocketed."

"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."

"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."

"What do reddit admins eat? Everything"