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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent? They roll their J's."

"Just had an idea for a book that'd be a good screenplay that'd make a great short that'd be an amazing blog that's totally a tweet."

"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"

"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."

"You treat me I treat you You heard the saying, treat people the way you want to be treated, we'll I say I will treat you the way you treat me! And that is real."

"You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? Telling your parents you're gay."

"An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan... An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The egg turns to the sausage and says, ""It's getting hot in here!"", and the sausage replies ""Wow! A talking egg!"""

"Q: Did you hear about the book about cowardice? A: It had no spine."

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""

"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."