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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
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"Why did the man eat all of the bananas? Because they were appealing."
"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""
"What do people say when they eat very tasty jam? ""Jaaaam,this is good"""
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher"
"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time"
"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""
"As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate. I too only run once every four years."
"[estate planning] Advisor: Have you thought about an end-of-life gift? Me: I'll be dead, that's a big enough gift for everyone"