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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it need to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
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"Pretty sure autocorrect and Siri talk shit about me behind my back."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if their was a dog."
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""
"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."
"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."
"Two random variables were talking in a bar They thought they were being discrete but I heard them continuously."
"A rapist a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!"
"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro cinco"
"A Roman receives a text message.... A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. ""Why does it end with twenty?"" he thinks to himself."