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Joke of the Day
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."
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"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."
"I like my woman like a I like a flight * Easy to find online * Baggage free * Willing to serve hot food"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."
"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."
"Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying ""I'm stalking you"" was much funnier in my head."
"A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know."
"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"Newtons 3rd law of emotion Newton's 3rd law of emotion is, for every male action there is a crazy ass female overreaction."
"DC & Marvel (GOTG) Dc: I have a plan Marvel: You got a plan Dc: I have parts of a plan Marvel: hahahahahahahah"