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Joke of the Day

"What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year? Avo, CA does."

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"The view of your Bedroom is perfect from this tree!"

"I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me."

"My gay friend told me he loves living in Pennsylvania. He's never seen so many assholes in his life."

"[at stadium with child] Me: That is batball. [at the races] Me: That is horse circles. [at the opera] Me: This is horned yodeling."

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."

"Three mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"

"Why are condoms and bungee-jumping similar? You're screwed if the rubber breaks."