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Joke of the Day
"All who believe in Telekinesis.... All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand."
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"I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with."
"What's the difference between parsley.... and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore."
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"""Well I'll be damned."" said atheist when rapture happened."
"Worst idea you'll ever have is oiling your 4 year-old's squeaky bedroom door. Congratulations, you just made a ninja."
"What do you call someone aroused by shopping? A buysexual"
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