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Joke of the Day

"A man is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy: ""Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared."" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."""

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."

"The NSA can see our emails but can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

"I was watching some strange porn the other night... ...it had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated. Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on."

"Pardon my french, other day a redditor corrected me and told me Snickering and Sniggering are almost the same word and mean near the same thing. so Knickers and... sneakers are the same also?"

"Ready for battle, I taunted Monday and spit in its face, but when I woke up from my drunken haze, I realized I'd been yelling at Sunday."

"Eddie's father called up to him 'Eddie if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied 'I think you are already I stopped playing half an hour ago.'"

"My post is low effort It does not take much work to type this post."

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."