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Joke of the Day

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"When my wife and I first got married she treated me like a god! Gave me burnt sacrifices every night."

"What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef? Atoll."

"We have a 9th planet and it's chill Netlixand chill... sorry idk"

"I felt bad for the monster so once a week we switch and I sleep under the bed."

"What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas? Presence"

"No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast."

"In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized."

"Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth."