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Joke of the Day

"I just climbed a mountain of fish, or you could say... I scaled it."

"Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty."

"What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do? Slit the writ of habeas corpus."

"Can't imagine what's it like to have no imagination."

"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."

"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."

"Who is Donald Trumps favorite Pixar character? WALL-E"

"There are three men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke? They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter"

"Maybe early risers just aren't as awesome at sleeping as I am."