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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."
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"Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work."
"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."
"Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect!"
"How do you tell when a girl really wants you? When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse."
"The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently. It was a blessing in disguise."
"My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom."
"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
"""Why is there sweat on my handbag?"" ""Calm down, it's just a little pursepiration."""
"I just lost 150 pounds of useless, life draining fat I got a divorce."