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Joke of the Day

"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."

"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"

"What do blondes and turtles have in common? When they're on their backs, they're screwed."

"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."

"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"

"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."

"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"

"[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?"

"Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray"