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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""

"I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error."""

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"

"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."

"What do you call a posh Gym? James"

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"

"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"

"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"

"""8. I have 8 condoms full of hummus taped to my person right now. Anyway, enough about me, can I get you folks started with an appetizer?"""