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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? A log"
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"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."
"Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted"
"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."
"A guy waved at me and ran over the other day... He said ""oh sorry I thought you were someone else!"" I said, ""I am"" -Demetri Martin"
"God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis."
"The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike... I said, ""You must be joking, officer. My dog doesn't have a bike!"""
"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"
"Italian Guy with a problem What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other? A Speech Impediment :)"