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Joke of the Day

"I deal with my problems like how Coors makes money. With a lot of beer"

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"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the playground? ... to get to the other slide. H/T - my seven year old son."
"My WD-40 can rusted. Now that's irony."
"Let's settle this like men... men with bad judgment & unlimited water balloons"