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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"
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"Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive."
"I asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he'd had He started counting but then fell asleep."
"Nuts. When you have nuts on the wall they're called walnuts. When you have nuts on your chest they're called chestnuts. When you have nuts on your chin you're called a cocksucker."
"What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine? I turned MY student loans into vodka..."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"
"That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"A thing of booty is a joy foreva..."
"The French are a very religious people... I talked to some of them, and they are all *Je suis* this, an *Je suis* that."
"More people die from drug overdose than guns... Because guns can't take drugs."